~keaalu

Anna's meme. I do this one!

-- The name Patrick Cusack can be loosely rendered as 'fat prick screw sac'. What rudery can you tenuously crowbar your name into?:
I never was any good at anagrams

-- Why did you choose your dA username?:
It chose me... *mysterious sound effects*
Seriously, I blobbed a few letters together and it stuck.

-- Do a search for .jpgs on your computer/home partition. What's the 16th result?:
A listing of the Derwent "Inktense" range of colours. Dullsville.

-- How much change in coins (no notes) do you have in your wallet/purse/pocket?:
You mean I have to get up and go over there and look? Bah. £3.61

-- Windchimes: yay fun tinkly or argh no?: Yay, especially if they annoy the neighbours.

-- What's the most revolting threesome you can think of? Minus a million points for including 'your mum' or variant thereof.:
I can't remember their names, but they're all on FA.

-- Let us postulate a parallel universe whose inhabitants are opposites of us. What would your antidoppelganger be like?:
Sex-crazed skinny boobless chav with a liking of rap, clubbing and alcohol, and allergic to intellectual pursuits and school, but kinda quiet, doesn't talk much. My antiganger is WEIRD.

-- What's your favourite mythical creature?:
Straight furry male

-- What is your earliest memory?:
From today? "UGH alarm clock *swat*". Otherwise, probably being scared of going to school in my Grandad's AA van, and being scared of wearing trousers instead of a skirt in case someone thought I was a boy. (the 2-year-old brain is a wonderful thing.)

-- What is your favourite pie filling and/or favourite kind of cake?:
RHUBARB. Ohwait.

-- What are you hoping to live long enough to see or do?:
Us not destroy the world with global warming?

-- What would your name be if you got a sex change?:
Tarquin. (*is not being serious*) Probably "Dave", but that's probably tempting fate.

-- Do you collect anything? If so, what?:
Dust. And drawing materials.

-- Are you vegetarian/vegan? If not, why not?:
...I am a committed foodie. If it's labelled as "food", I shall consume it.

-- What's the most disgusting thing you've tried to drink?:
PEPT-ABYSMAL

-- The 'web' of yoghurt stuck to the underside of the lid - yum, lick it off or eew, throw it away?:
Yoghurt = food, ergo, consume.

-- If everyone else in the world vanished for a day, what would you do for this time?:
WHEEEEEEE sleep. I am unimaginative.

-- Summarise your dA gallery in three words.:
Sorry, what art?

-- Suppose you were a videogame boss - describe yourself.:
Hungry psycho (OMG vore) with a voice capable of wearing away mountains.

-- Most amusing foodstuff?:
Kumquats. Or that fruit whose insides look like frogspawn.

-- Best out of date playground craze?:
Those things you hooked around your ankle, span around in circles and skipped over. Actually, I don't know, I just can't think of anything else. Conkers? I was lethal with them, man.

-- What's your favourite vomit euphemism?:
*hork*

-- Which of the following have you seen? Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 2 Girls 1 Cup.:
Thanks to people who shall remain nameless, all but the last one. But then I'm pretty jaded and shockproof, these days.

-- If you were a superhero, who would your sidekick be?:
I think *I* would be the sidekick of a GIANT FUCKING KILLER ROBOT FROM OUTER SPACE

-- What did you want to be when you were wee, and is your current situation anything like that?:
"Dinosaur Scientist", and no, it isn't.

If you don't post this on your journal and tag ten other people a heron will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

I don't do "tag". If you're reading this, CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED. There.