Boinga

*sings* I am the music man, I come from down the way, and I can pla-ay!
(Was kanst du spiel?)
I play piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no, Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no...
(etc)

C'mon, it had to be said. Head's too big, body too small, looks like she's playing the piano. But I say: "a fart on you!" The magpine cares not for such things. *neener*